Had been aware of a bumpy rumbling down in the old fanjo for the last couple of days. Walking like John Wayne by last night.
On the loo this morning, jumped about a foot in the air when the loo roll went over it.After some gymnastics with my phone camera, I could see it had come to a giant head. Furtled around, got my fingers either side and (screaming) squeezed. Horribly painful, but it went pb-pb-pb-pffffft and I ended up with a handful of blood and guck and sweet relief!
No pics as it was literally ~inside~, but nonetheless a very happy start to Christmas 