Massive spot on bum started a thread in chat

[Esmeismyhero]

Hi. I had a thread in chat and will get it deleted but I have a spot. Its painful and on my bum. Its disgusting.

Dh and I attempted to squeeze but its so painful.

We shall attempt again but I will post the video of my arse being squeezed. Also there is a pad in my pants, I'm just on my periods last days.

No judging. ;)

Blimey, looks like your growing an extra nipple on your bum

..... Drum roll!

YES!!! I have been refreshing my feed waiting for you to update in sporners corner.

Less posting excuses. More posting videos

OMFG. Get on with it!!

Squeeeeeeeze it

Patiently waiting.... Or not!

Ouch "

Ha ha. ijustwanna that is exactly what I thought it looked like!

It's beautiful. Very hot flannel, sit on a hot water bottle & mag sulpha overnight.

Ooooh! Squeeze it!

The video is a YouTube link, it's 49% uploaded

You are going to post the link in a minute aren't you OP?!? [stern]

P.S I bet you feel better now (I'm guessing since you've made the video that you've popped it).

Is that your video also? The one about bench pressing a toddler? whiles away the waiting time

Is this the highlight of anyone else's evening??

Oh yep, mine too KingJoffrey (makes mental note to go out more).

Nooooo, don't go out!!

It's getting good...

Here you go fellow mumsnetters, let me know what you think

You have a lovely arse, btw.

23 views already!

What?! Did your DH drop his phone at the vital bit!!

But, but, but.... the video stopped just before the really good bit.

impressive but the video two down on the list was toe curlingly delicious! !

gobbol yes that's my video as well, with my now massive 6 yr old lol. Dh didn't drop the phone, that's where it ends I screamed and he stopped lol.

I'm soaking it with a hot flannel as we speak :) we will try again.