Ds won't ever be a sporner

[Groovee]

Was massaging dh's back last night when I caught a lump and had the most spectacular sporn gush out and splat over dh's hair!

Ds was boaking at the sight of it all!

clearly not your ds!!!

check the records make sure he wasn't switched

I was gutted I didn't film it. He's definitely mine. He's my double!

My dd gets some cracking spots and she never lets me pick them. She does really sensible things like putting antiseptic cream on them. I can't believe she's mine sometimes