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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

KLAXON!! DD's leg, as promised

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IdBuyThatForADollar · 03/05/2016 20:18

Mmmm. One needle. One 'Spot the Wookie' book for distraction. Five minutes later....

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IdBuyThatForADollar · 03/05/2016 20:19

Good Lord. She is always grubby.

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KittyandTeal · 03/05/2016 20:20

What is that?

DeathByMascara · 03/05/2016 20:20

Name changing regular sporner! I missed the original story, what is it and how did it happen?

Stratter5 · 03/05/2016 20:21

Is that an earring back? Shock

Stratter5 · 03/05/2016 20:22

Ignore, far too small. WTF is it?

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 03/05/2016 20:24

Ooo, that's delightfully grim.

Congrats!!

ManonCrempog · 03/05/2016 20:24

Ooooh! a bit of glitter?

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 03/05/2016 20:25

What the hell is it and how did it get in her leg?

IdBuyThatForADollar · 03/05/2016 20:29

I have no'idea what it is. She had a spot on her leg for ages. It started hurting a while ago but she wouldn't let me near it. Then it went yellow and I went in for the kill.

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IdBuyThatForADollar · 03/05/2016 20:30

DP says it's an infected hair follicle but he's a film director so his medical credentials as hardly up to scratch.

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KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 03/05/2016 20:35

I think it's grit.

Or a massive blackhead.

sonlypuppyfat · 03/05/2016 20:37

Is your name from Robocop?

IdBuyThatForADollar · 03/05/2016 20:41

Puppy - yes!

I reckon blackhead too Joffrey.

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LetThereBeCupcakes · 03/05/2016 20:41

Ooooohhh!

Your DH is seriously lacking in imagination, considering his line of work. Tsk. I think it looks like a teeny tiny snail.

Babymamaroon · 03/05/2016 20:41

Oooh lovely! Thank you Grin

ScarletForYa · 03/05/2016 20:44

Dissect it!

SlimCheesy · 03/05/2016 20:44

Alien egg. You need to press a bit more though- looks like there might be more inside.

IdBuyThatForADollar · 03/05/2016 20:51

Scarlet - it sort of crumbled away when I tried.

Slim - DD rebelled when I tried to carry on, so it was clean up and plaster time. I'll be keeping a close eye on it though.

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ScarletForYa · 03/05/2016 20:52

Still though, good work OP.

I'm quite jealous!

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 03/05/2016 21:10

I say fossilised Amber?

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