Starlight is WELL drunk.......

[ThickyStarlightTrollGirl]

and I fucking LOVE you lot, and my DS. I wish we could all move to a planet where this crap is outlawed to earth, and I'm fucking gonna win the tribunal coz having read it about 20 times now, their stupid case is weaker than the alcohol content of tea!

And I know it's still afternoon, but dd's childminder offered to have DS for a couple of hours to keep him used to her in case of emergencies. There are fab people about no?

And another thing......

I fucking LOve you all......

Image of Starlight as Valkyrie with double-headed axe.
You Go Girl!

And I wish like, I could win the lottery or something and then give you all loads of money so you could both get your kids needs met and sue the fuckers that are giving you grief all at the same time!!!!!

and I just had the tribunal described to me today. We all sit around an oval table! pmsl

Oval is my ds' favourite shape!

Actually I might start crying now!

Don't cry, stay pissed off and fighting.
Unless you're crying at the thought of how lovely your DS is. That's OK

I'm crying at the symbol of the oval table to decide his fate!

Good eye contact though, you can do a sweeping glare whilst holding your ground.
Maybe it's a good luck portent?

but I'm a fighter........

Yay! Glaring it is!

Racist?
You are now a warrior maiden. Try singing something.

OF!

Singing. I know 800 nursery rhymes, in 6 languages! Wadya wanna hear?

So much more interesting to talk to those who have to think outside the box every day.
Or those who have to hold back a judgy word when some other mother is wittering on about some very very tiny problem in her child's life.
Your post about 'What do I talk about if not DS?' struck a chord with me!

oh how i would LOVE to be drunk in the afternoon

enjoy

See? what a talent to know nursery rhymes in different languages.
The folklorist in me is impressed.

On my third! Yay!

I'm imagining a Monty Python-esque version of 'Knights of the Round Table'

"I'm the warrior of the oval table,
I'll appeal whenever I'm able."

Monty Python for any of the young whippersnappers

You're a folklorist Goblin? Now I'm impressed!

rofl copper That's brilliant. Aw, you lot are my Beshtest friends!

coppertop, are you writing an Anthem for the SN board?
Sounds good so far.

wots the next line then?

I'm not sure my poor addled brain is up to writing anthems. And I can't even use alcohol as an excuse.

We're very keen
to cause a scene

and show that we are able!

3, one for each glass!

You know what Goblin? I LOVE my new name! I think I'll keep it for a while!