G&t our version

[2shoes]

dd is G&T she can cry for england over nothing she can eat for england and she can spend my money, when she has plenty of her own(now come on that is clever)

My DS can say Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam in 6 different languages.

So far, this holidays, DD has:

1. learnt to wipe her own bottom.
2. got up the courage to go on the swing without freaking out or falling off
3. managed to go up to 3 consecutive instructions playing "Simon Says".
4. She's also bilingual. She has echolalia in both English AND French.

DD can run upstairs and trash entire contents of my make up bag before I've hit the first step

ds has learnt to fart and to point at someone else when asked was it you

Ds2 would be a strong contender for the "Death Farts" category.

Ds1 would win the "Human Pinball" category for bumping into people and objects while out and about.

ds2 can cry for hours too.. perhaps they should start a club 2shoes.

He is also a gifted window licker, its a real talent you know [frin]

My DS2 (asd) can break his glasses at lightening speed and I'm pretty sure he holds the world record for replacements!

DD2slightly ripped the spine on one of dd2's books and she didn't kick off! Made my day

Oops -the bold print didn't work. She has AS, by the way.

"She's also bilingual. She has echolalia in both English AND French"
DS is only echolalic in English. I feel cheated.
But he is G&T because - erm, he can scream REALLY loud?? In some kind of primal scream-scream?? Now, how many kids can do that

my ds is 4 asd and can play the ds games way better than me and for hours on end

and can repeat the same sentence over and over again all day long