Well no, don't actually. But to put it another way, gosh I'm rather surprised. DD1's Incredible Performing Bed arrived. Organised, ordered and paid for by social services.
Should have posted this a while back but the week it arrived we were a but swamped - DD1 was hospitalised Tuesday, bed arrived Wednesday, I had a miscarriage Thursday. Busy, busy. Things (and I) a little calmer now so have time to post Bed Porn for your titillation. Yes, it goes up and down at the touch of a button. DD2 thinks it's some sort of (very slow) fairground ride ...