What's with the Saint stuff?

[hecate]

?? half of you have been elevated! What have I missed?

oo-er, I've never doubled before, sorry!

2shoes made me do it

I might have known 2shoes would be behind it..she's trouble, that one......

i didn't wanna but she made me.

Want me to give her a wedgie?

well seeing as we are told that we are wonderful, special and that god chose us. I thought that made me a saint.

I think we need to step up our beatification regime .

ahh yes, that was it.

i just like being "speshal"

Here's someone who believes that we were chosen by god.

WARNING: Only read if you have a paper bag handy. You will either hyperventilate or become very ill very quickly.

Wow, someone really loves you! Who told you that?

Can I have their phone number

Thanks for that link coppertop. Have I offended you in some way, or do I owe you money?

What a cynical lot of old boilers you are .

Ah - that clears up a lot. I can't wait to tell DH I am a special caretaker chosen by God.

Will that stop me getting drenched on the way to pre-school?

God chose me to spend my days up to my ears in poo.

Thanks God. Thanks a lot.

well i shall remember that story.
next time an angry parent is telling me what an awful parent i am for raising a child that hurt her PFB i shall tell her that no, actually i am a caretaker chosen by god.

im sure that'll work

Yes. Do come here and tell us how it went, won't you?

if i can still walk, type and talk then i shall.

sorry I refuse to read that article thingy. the title was enough!
another thing about being a saint.......it is bound to piss off the copy and paste brigade

D'you see how we've already been demoted from saints to caretakers?

hmmm...now i know why i am an athiest!!!!

So you didn't write this book, MUM23ASD?

Angels rank higher than Saints in the heavenly hierarchy and Seraphims are the highest rank of Angel so alas there's nothing more I can do to sanctify myself - not even giving birth to another hundred burdens.