CAN U REPORT YOURSELF TO SOCIAL SERVICES FOR MENTAL & PHYSICAL CRUELTY AND NEGLECT?

[MrsFROSTgetful]

FEEL I HAVE DONE ALL THIS DURING HALF TERM.

ds2 had a major meltdown an hour ago- we were both in tears- i ended up telling him i wanted to walk out the door and not come back.

i know that i was wrong but i am so sick and tired of hearing his stamping down the stairs and dreading the look on his face.

My 'orrible sister pretends to phone the police when her son is naughty.....she leaves the phone off the hook and then the siren starts sounding so she knows the phone has been left off.........I hate her for doing this because her son is petrified.....big shouts about it.....we dont talk anymore!!!!!

When I shout at ds 2 he now says "what turned your smile upside down?" and it makes me feel really guilty.

Can I come along but bagsy Colin Farrell for me please (oops here comes dh quick post post)

jaysmum.....are we talking 'THE RABBIT' or the fluffy one that eats lettuce!!!!

I dont know what your talking about Mrs F!!!

make mental note to check batteries are packed and fully charged

You're bringing a rabbit when Hugh's the barkeep??

Can I bring Colin Firth please?

Yeah but my dream man wont be there will he.....he'll be at home with the kids.

bleurgghhh ... OK jaysmum off the bus, go'on .. home with you now

But I Wub my Hubby....I can't help it he's my best mate in the whole wide world and I have never really fancied anyone more than him.....oh er except for Vin Diesel.....and my old man looks like his twin.....yummy.....I don't have to fantasize...I've almost got the real thing!!!!!

....AND I'VE GOT A CROSS BETWEEN VICTOR MELDREW AND PIERS BROSNAN (or so i'm told!)

So does he look like Mr Meldrew and sound like Mr Brosnan?

If I shout at my 5 yr old she says very calmly "temper temper".

well...
He BEHAVES like Victor Meldrew!!!!!!

and that (i stress) a 'younger female friend' (oooooerh!!!!)said a few years ago that he looked like piers!!!!! (NOT my opinion!!!!)

From now on I shall think of an older Piers with a flat-cap.

I think I've earned my place on the bus today. I had to take ds1 to see the GP and so had to take ds2 along. We got to the reception desk and the receptionist asked who we were going to see. Ds1, who still gets his who/what/where mixed up, piped up "I'm going to see with my eyes!" and burst out laughing at the perceived silliness of the question. Luckily they are autie-friendly and seemed to understand that he wasn't tryig to be rude. They even sell those Thomas the Tank Engine NAS badges on the reception desk.

The waiting room was packed but very quiet - until a voice piped up "That man's going to have a wee!" I tried to hush him up but he just shouted even louder "Yes he is, mummy. Look! That man's going to sit on the toilet!"

All went quiet again until ds1's hypersensitive hearing picked up the 'sound effects' from the toilet out in the reception area. Next was a cry of "He's Mr Farty Pants!"

Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh! I can never show my face there again!

Get me to the bus!

.. sorry CT but LOL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That feels so much better.

CT.....My ds1 was peeing himself with laughter when I read out your post about the visit to GP's.....J on the other hand asked what was so funny.....didnt everyone else hear the man "pop" on the toilet!!!!!!The he went on for 30mins chunttering to himself that it just wasnt funny...everybody "pops"....even the queen "pops".....he has been listening to his Dad....thats what he says everytime he lets rip!!!!!

Where we going anyway girls???????
Got my passport ready!!!!!!!!
Do I need a wax before we go??????

Defo need a wax I reckon then we can sun our gorgeous bods on the beach and go out partying til sunrise with various requested blokes in tow. We gotta look our best eh?

Tour cancelled...... Victor Meldrew thinks i should 'get off my donkey (!!geddit?!) and do some housework'

I think he should get off HIS ASS (see...donkey....ass....????) so that i can sit on the settee.

actually...today got my latest psychiatrist report- and he mentioned that i have "2 Autistic sons and an UNSUPORTIVE husband"

TEee HEee!....left that report lying around...and HE has read it....always hits home when it's in 'black and white '

You can't cancel, MrsF! My screaming therapy isn't going to work for much longer. Ds1 has been off school for the past couple of days and won't be going back until Monday. We can't go out anywhere so both boys are bouncing off the walls. Steam is coming out of my ears.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP!

Ds1 has developed something of a fart fetish. He's trying to teach ds2 to sing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Fart" and it's driving me insaaaane.

ROFL at you 'accidentally' leaving the report lying around, MrsF!

Mrs F
take report to photocopying machine.....enlarge to A1 and frame it for Fathers Day!!!!!!!!

Hubby said ONCE....notice written in big letters the word ONCE.....
"When I get home can I have my tea on the table"

I set the table really nicely....candles....tablecloth and the posh linen serviettes that we never use....even got the best cutlery out.....
On his plate he had a nice 12" cardboard letter T....and I went out with the kids to Maccy D's!!!!!

That taught him a lesson.....he'll never ask again.

PMSL!

You devious woman.