DS1's new interest is creams and anything else he can lay his hands on. yesterday he coated himself in sudocreme. Today he coated himself, dh (trying to clean him up), the carpets and the walls in sudocreme. I hid what was left of the tub and put him to bed. He was shouting and screaming so went to see what was up and he had coated himself the carpet and the walls in shampoo. FFS. There's a massive handprint shape on the walls. His legs are covered, but there is no way I am bathing him (can imagine that will suddenly be a routine- 2 baths at bedtime, one after his brothers are asleep- not a chance)
I am meant to be sodding working (close to deadline for report now), not cleaning up bloody walls and carpets from a destructive 8 year old.
Dh is out. I would have some wine but I feel ill.
He is shouting again and I don't even want to go and see what he's done this time.