Took DS into city centre today, train ride and McDonalds as treat. He's a scripter, and it's been worse since start of hols.
There we are walking through the shopping centre when he announces very loudly, " ooooh, my tummy is sore!" So I give him a tummy rub and ask him if he's ok,
" no mummy, I think I'm having a baby!!!!" In an enormous voice, was his reply and then crouched down like he was having a poo! He was reinacting when Mummy Rabbit is pregnant on Peppa Pig. My face was crimson, but also because I was crying with laughter.