Ds (15, AS/ADHD) had his first day at local sixth form college's A level taster days. All went well, had a great time, and we were chatting about it while we ate in the evening - the lessons, tutors, other kids he'd met etc.
Then he announced "I'm looking for a female so I can breed". Dh and I almost fell off our chairs :O. Then the penny dropped - ds's head has moved on from college chat and is back to playing Pokémon
Blimmin' aspie brains 
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