For some light relief the LA/professionals/politicians diet

[NoHaudinMaWheest]

Dd, who is stuck at home bored watching the news and hearing me fighting for her provision, and I came up with this:

A diet for LA people, politicians and useless professionals

Breakfast:
Red herrings followed by waffles warmed by hot air.

Lunch:
Hard cheese or duck (and dive) sandwiches on ma(i)ze bread.
Sour grapes

Dinner:
Starter:
Clam (up) soup

Mains:
Tripe and other offal
or
Codswallop

Dessert:
Trifle and Fudge

DD suggests possible consumers are Dr. Schemer Flannel-Redtape and
Ms Ima Jobsworth.

ROFL, - that's great!

Very talented you both are.

You and Star (with her hilarious reworking of lyrics of popular tunes) would make quite a double act!

You tube channel anyone?

I'll even donate me carrot as mascot .

And of course the carrot waver extraordinaire!
It would make a great piece of post modern stand up eh?

I was watching Dad's army the other day and thinking most LA's could really do with a C'pn Mannering at the helm of their SN teams. He'd soon sort em out!

Love it nohaudin and nohaudinDd so true

Hahaha

And of course that 'inspiring' HT Mrs Meg Lomania likes to snack on some 'pork pie'.

Recharging

Of course we forgot the spam and carrot sticks.