Said DD2.
Oh, why?
"It didn't look like a monkey, it looked like a baby gorilla 
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Aren't they pretty much the same??"
"errr...what about the texture?"
"what texture??"
"gorillas don't say 'ooh ooh ah ah' and monkeys don't say 'dududududu' "
"OK....but what about the texture?"
"Gorillas are black; monkeys are brown."