Lost for words.

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May have mentioned I have been extremely proud of ds1 & 2 for both mastering (after a fashion!) toileting - as both asd and it's been a struggle.

Anyway. Put them to bed tonight, come downstairs, finally get to sit in the living room for the first time since picking them up from school and something smells a bit odd. poopie odd! oh no, thinks I, little accident.

Quick look round, nothing on the floor, on the sofa, must be my imagination.

I sit back down, and the coffee table catches my eye, yet again, the kids have left it piled high with cups and plates and there's a cereal bowl too.

And in the cereal bowl ----

A large poo in a little pool of wee.

I so hope they don't shit on their plates at school.

well at least it was...... er..... tidy.

Do you know, that's no mean feat. The culprit must be extremely supple

I have a feeling that ds2 did it - he has by far the littler bum. Good ability to position himself though - cereal bowl is very small! wonder if that shows above average spacial awareness or something?

Strange world we live in when we can considre boasting about how accuratly our child was able to poo into a cereal bowl.

sorry but that just cracked me up... something I can see dd1 doing. We are slowly trying to sort out potty training - bought her a doll that wees in the potty and now dd1 thinks doll's potty is her potty - soo small - the potty not her bum .

oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

DH met someone yesterday who when they moved into their new house found an old dog poo under the sofa the owners had left behind. Well done for finding the source before it solidified for posterity.

lol:)