The things they come out with

[cwtch4967]

Our living room is usually a bombsite - toys, debris etc etc. We had visitors due last night so I blitzed the place after ds had gone to bed (well into his room anyway, sleep is another matter)
Ds 4,(ASD only just starting to talk) got up this morning and followed me into the living room, stood in the middle of the floor arms outstretched and said "What happened?"

LOL!

ROFL. Great!

DS said today in the MW's office. 'Mummy, is the baby going to come out of your vulva today?'

Which is better than his usual question of 'Can I cut your tummy and get the baby out?'

cwtch that is classic- I can actually picture your DS and the look on his face. :)

Brilliant!