What's the rules on kidnap???

[frizzcat]

My dm is visiting, Ive had help at home she's done the school run and I get a night out with dh! Ds has been a little sod at school the last 3 wks so she sat him down and gave him a real talking to......... Cue a superb day at school and stickers galore for fantastic work and behaviour. So how illegal is it for me to kidnap her and keep her here

Bribery is more socially acceptable

I think Kidnap is ok, as long as no-one finds out....

I'm not nearly rich enough for bribery! Lougle, my thoughts exactly!

Hmm well I won't tell but you'll have to share the proceeds with me for one week out of four.

win, win as far as i can see... if nobody pays a ransom you get to keep her if someone coughs up you can buy in help.

Cant you just hide her shoes!

I think it doesnt count as kidnap if you keep her for no more than 30 days at a time lol then put her in a B & B and kidnap her again for another 30 days

Or do as I did and convince dm that buying a shared property saves money and we can all help each other out! Mind you, it has it's good and it's bad sides....