You thought you were so clever, taking us unawares at 3 months instead of 4 then just sticking around for the hell of it until by 9 months we'd have lost all hope of ever sleeping for more than 2 hours in one go ever again (and 2 would be amazing, actually).
But all you did was give us ammunition! I laugh in the face of your waking-every-hour-well-actually-every-half-an-hour! I give your won't-sleep-except-on-my-chest the finger! Screw your I've-been-awake-since-2am-because-my-baby-thought-it-was-playtime!
Join me and let's tell sleep regression where to go because it WILL NOT BEAT US!