could we have a

[fruitshootsandheaves]

tennis ball smiley for a couple of weeks please?

and maybe a football one if we win on Wednesday.

Thankyou so much

lol

Aren't you going to send them both to the naughty step for playing with a ball indoors, Helen? At a minute for each year of their lives, they could be there ages!!!

They're playing INDOORS?

or a big fuck off gun for those of us insanely bored by fucking balls.

Yes, Helen - I was as shocked as you are!

lol I was trinity when I was canyouguesswho and I'm trinity now

Its a soft tennis ball
dont send me to the naughty step

davidtennant HUMPH, I would only be on the step for 32 mins

Awwww - bless! For cute wibbling, I think you should be excused Naughty Step time.

well I'd be on the naughty step for the longest. So there....

I win

I GOT EXCUSED FROM NAUGHTY STEP!!!!

YAYAYAYAYAYAYA

UUUGH EEEEUWWWW

AAARGHHHHH

bitch!!!!!!!!

no bite

I read it and said it in my head a 'knob'ite'

too much wine

I just told someone they very expensive handbag they wanted to buy was 'boring, old lady'

Oh there are going to be tears before bedtime!!