Is MNHQ still looking for tsarinas?

[Nevergoogle]

I'm interested in doing dumfries and galloway if your still looking.

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I'm sure someone will wander by in a mo!

Hello. How lovely, Nevergoogle - thank you!

Will pass on your offer to our Tsarina Queen

Ok, let me know.

I emailed a few days ago willing to do Perthshire but no reply.

Can I volunteer for Belgium? I like the idea of all that power

You can't have ALL of belgium!!! That's greedy.

Nevergoogle and I will kindly cover the Belgian chocolate bits.

Did you, GentleOtter? Sorry - will nudge appropriate people to get back to you.

You serious about Belgium, Portofino? In a Tsarina, rather than general, way...

Hey, how come she gets a whole country and i get an unpopulated scrap of land no-one ever visits?

You have Paul McCartney (or is that Mull and Kintyre?)
We have.... Steven Hendry.....

Noooo, we have Nina from nina and the neurons.

Well the govt here has totally crumbled. I honestly think a coalition of MNetters could do a much better job. GentleOtter and NeverGoogle can fight it out about who gets to be in charge of chocolate.

Portofino has Jean Claude Van Damme and chocolate. It doesn't get any better than that.

OOh no - you can HAVE J-C VD!

Maybe I already have, Portofino........

I would like to volunteer for cornwall. Also suggest a name change for Truro to encompass this. Cornwall is a large area and whilst Truro is the city it doesnt represent the entire county.

Ooh, it has to be Indian Queens onadietcokebreak.

LOL.........Good fish and chip shop in Indian Queens....havent been there in ages!