Can we have Bear Grylls for a webchat please?

[MamaG]

a) He's a good role model for boys

b) He's head scout

c) I think he'd be funny

d) I fancy him

tahnks.

You know his show isn't real, don't you? He did a segment in Little River Canyon near where we spend the summer and my family lives - it was hilarious. He had alligators! There are no alligators. Poisonous snakes out in winter, too. Gotta watch out for those (rolls eyes).
Here's a bit on it.

This is funny, too.

the surviving in Ireland one was hilarious.The Irish have managed it for years without blowing up dead sheep and using them as a raft. He is very entertaining.

I call him Bear Grillis. Dont know why

if we are getting people on we fancy can we please have SWEET BABY MOSES

Oh dear cyb.

oh yes please!!!!!! With his shirt off if possible. He will have to survive the heat (which you will turn up of course) in your offices.

I've just set Tom as my desktop background

When the camera is off he nips out of his tent made from sheep's intestines and drops the barbecued bugs and heads off the nearest five star hotel for a spa.

cyb, are you having a mid life crisis?

Seeing him on old Friends episodes does it for me. Yes, agree with cyb, let's have Tom Selleck on.

You've seen Selleck sandwich waterfall, I hope!

I saw BG for the first time ever at t' gym the other day and nearly fell off the treadmill in hysterics.

What a konb.

Did he have his shirt off?

Oh sorry, no he wasn't frequenting a gym in SE Asia, he was on tv.
Being a konb, fashioning paddles out of goatskins and building traps for frogs.

DDs year 5 teacher looked just like Bear Grylls only a bit taller.

MMMM MMMM!!!!

(hangs head at inappropriate fancying of young male teacher)

yes but what FUN he is

ewwwwwwwwwwww at hairball sellock cyb

oh I lURVE him

especialy as Dr richard

Could we pleeeeeaaaasssse.

Then he could meet his namesake and intrepid explorer AliGrylls who likes to wear stilettos and only explores the inside of shopping centres.

[cold look at aligrylls]

I'd rather have Ray Mears.

now i love ray

but i wouldn't want to "have" him

Our nanny and her friend used to ogle him at tumbletots. Was considered a result if one of them sat next to him.

His children do have silly individual names though

lol crumpet

Ray would have a greater cross over appeal for the campers as he has many a use for a tarp.

That Bear is just silly. All that drinking his own piss or is it pissing on himself to keep cool. No thanks.

rofl at the piss

yes it is a bit offputting isn't it

Bear : "oh MamaG you're such a fox I want to shag you"

MamaG : "Sorry Bear, not withotu a condom"

Bear : " it's ok i'll use this old sheep bladder"

sorry to bump this old thread but it's the most recent one I can find.

Is a man who ponces about the desert (with a cameraman or two) spitting out bugs and pissing on himself really a good role model?

I just started watching a programme with my DH and only realised when the ad break came up that this toss pot is Bear Grylls. I'm actually quite angry

Hi all, we'll put him on the list and start hounding contacting his 'people'