SWMNBN agrees to MN webchat...

[ShowOfHands]

Not really.

Invite Matthew Bleeding Wright to your bash and forget about me.

Well havoc in your wake I can cause...

Enjoy your vol au whatsits and Boden stylings. Bring on the mischief.

It's like Home Alone but wittier and with more swearing.

Just when I was about to say... But I don't want to talk to chat with her!

snort!

What do you think her favourite biscuit is? Garibaldi perhaps... I can't imagine her being a Nice kind of person.
[cackle]

No, she likes Jammy Dodgers. One at 7.21am and another 47 minutes later.

ROFLMAO!

I have her down for malted milk...

And nobody is allowed to make eye contact with her while she eats them.

No! No! No!

Is Matthew Wright going?

Not really???

Ha ha

Perhaps a Ginger Nut?

And only in Daylight Hours. Nighttime is for Sleeping.

he's not really going though is he?

is he?

No he had to decline. His enormous erection would have put the Boden-ites off their canapés. Such is his hard on for MN.

That's not an erection, he's just a huge nob.

Am loving this thread - all the MNHQ are away at their bash.... and ahem.... we are playing up. Love it.

Matthew Wright is a .

Oh but am so disappointed that SWMNBN is NOT comng in - if only so I could tell her that I threw her book in the bin.

heh heh heh