Can we have James May on here for a chat please?

[FluffyForLifeNotJustForXmas]

So we can talk about Top Gear and his toy stories, this was a really fab programme. Did you see the Lego house? Fantastic! Thanks

Yes please. But he does seem a bit grumpy, thought he was quite rude to that interior designer even if she was a bit odd.

No he is a smug twat

No, he's cool! His sarcasm will go down very well on here

Did you hear that little boy on the Lego programme who said to him as he walked by; "my mum fancies you". Was funny.

Fantastic! What a little star. We really loved the lego house, the plasticine garden was great aswell.

Please bring him on here!!

No-one associated with Top Gear in any way, shape or form should be allowed within a 20 mile radius of MN.

Twats Numpties the lot of them, and so dull. Come round to my house when the 12 year old and his pals are talking about cars - they sound just the same as May et al, don't cost a penny, and talk the same load of stupid shite.

And breathe PG..........

If he comes he needs to get himself over to style and beauty.

Hey, he could really do with a MN make over.

I quite like top gear.

Could his 'makeover' consist of gaffer tape round his mouth and a brown paper bag over his head?

Oh, how mean!!

It was just too tempting...

IIRC, Trinny and suzannah tried to make him over once. I may be wrong though.

That was Jeremy Clarkson Fluffy!(I watch too much telly,and remember random crap)

Ahh, I knew it was one of the scruffy gits

I missed a lot of the Toy Stories series, but love Top Gear.

Any of the TG presenters would be good, they'd be eaten alive though wouldn't they .

I would love to talk to James May.

oooh yes please. Even I would be nice to him.

Ooh me too. I think he is lovely and I would LOVE to go ut on the drink with him!

He obviously ran out of things to say to the roadsign design woman (she was ever so slightly odd too). We wouldn't let that happen on here though, would we?