What do the mumsnet smiley's really mean to you?

[DungeonButter]

Inspired by a mumsnetter's used of a passive aggressive the other evening.

(sorry don't remember who but i think it was the troll/mn awards thread) that i assume got deleted.

I sometimes use when i mean [ohdofuckoff]

or when i mean, [iknowit'seasytomisinterpretwhatpeoplearesayingonlinewithoutfacialexpressionortoneofvoicebutpleasebe lievemeiamteasingyouinafriendlyway]

what do you mean?

definately means fuck right off.
[] is usually I think that post is funny. But sometimes it's code for I'm trying to be funny.
And you're right re .
[] is I may sound like I'm being a bitch but that's really not the spirit in which it was meant.

i hate them all and particularly despise the hmm one.

very good hassled.

Hmm. I come from the Arnie Schwarzeneggar School of Expression.

I use when I am angry.

I use when I am shocked.

I use whenever I recall Clive James' words, that Arnie is like a brown condom filled with walnuts.

I think that sounded funnier in my head.

but this is the only expression arnold schwboredcan'tbebotheredtospellitproperly ever does. without the green though.

doesn't always mean fuck right off. Most of the time yeah, but I've just used it in a non-fuck right off way

can also mean what the fuck?

true. it can be a polite, 'do continue cause it's not making much sense right now'.