Dear MNHQ
I am hereby appealing to your good nature and lack of business sense. You are open all hours, creating all sorts of traffic, loitering, and disturbance. It is ruining my beauty sleep, and disturbing me in my work and daily toil. You are situated right on my desk, and therefore you need to respect my need for peace and quiet.
Please power down your servers at 11 pm uk time sharp, and do not power up again until 9 am uk time.
This will have the added benefit of being an environmentally friendly move, as you will be reducing your carbon footprint and reducing your electricity bill.
Yours truly deluded
QS