MUMSNET COMPETITION OF THE WEEK: think of something worth getting your knickers in a twist that doesn't involve the dailmail.

[EleanoraBuntingCupcake]

the winner will be knowns as mumsnetter of the week and is entitled to make their own badge and were it.

you could even put a picture of yourself up on the wall in a tescos uniform saying 'mumsnetter of the week'

oo ElenoraBuntingCupcake someone will be on in a minute to flame you for saying TescoS it really annoys some people you know ..prepare youself

oh that was deliberate don't you know!

Someone will also tell you that you wear a badge, you don't were it.

omg taht is humiliating. serves me right!

You are now entitled to get your knickers in a twist about the pedantishness of MNers

It's got to be weeing hasn't it? The urgency of six year old DDs needing to... or not?

yes you feckers i have ishooos