Please can we have a Daily Mail reader emoticon?

[SwedesandTurnips]

A very Little England face with eyes that dart around all over the place, nervously? And a pursed mouth so as to convey disgust at benefits culture, or any culture actually.

I'm not laughing at this. No I'm not. I'm not.

How about a topic called:

a round-up of all the poor journalism that has been copied and pasted with the comments from clearly misguided readers in the Daily Mail

Or we could have a topic for MN's Daily Mail journos, called

"This week I 'ave been mostly hating ..."

definately need pursed lips

or cat bum face

is it weird that ive never actually seen anyone do a cat bum face before

you've not walked into a room with me then
or watched DM readers

at cat bum face. I was going to say a face like a smacked arse but thought it sounded a bit erm regional for the Daily Mail.

I've been doing cat bum face all the way through reading the DM threads.

oh ive seen loadsa people with faces like well smackes arses

Yes! Cats bum face. Yes please. Or perhaps we can have a moving emoticon - a head shaking from side to side, or someone jumping up and down apoplectic with rage.

Surely just a pair of net curtains twitching?

A smiley with a pitchfork please.

Or a trigger finger twitching.

I think we'd need a whole series of them really- I need a super strong blush to emote my extreme embarrassment at BIL and wife being DM readers- [s strength blush]

Also a / (weeps into hands) when one finds oneself 'quoted' in the farceticle...

They'd also need a [thumps table, rolls eyes] "It's PC gone mad" emoticon...

Lolol - yes, please can we have a cats bum face emoticon. And I need a forgetful old gimmer one. And a tearing my hair out one could be useful too. [smiles]