Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics!

[VelvetPlum]

What do we want? Graphs, pie charts and shit! When do we want it? NOW!

You're all so clever and pretty at MNHQ and Tech is so really very technical.
I'm sure it will be an absolute doddle for you to provide us with all the geek-fodder we desire

Love you xxx

Thank you, VelvetPlum. Flattery will get you, um, I'm not quite sure where!

We all love a good pie chart at MNHQ (almost as much as a good pie) but Tech's to-do list is hugely long at the moment - and I'm not sure when he'd be able to whizz together something like this.

I will ask, though - just because you called me pretty!