Can we have a gerbil section please?

[rickman]

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pmsl

very good idea rickman

omg - I know I'm gonna get moaned at for posting on here but how funny!!!!!!! absolutely pmsl!!!

With sub sections for feeding, behaviour and evelopment, education of the beast and a big sectiion for deviant sexual practices!!!!

Don't forget small business ads sections so I can sell my old toilet roll tubes.

i believe certain celebrities could be tempted into mn if we had a gerbil section

ooooo celebs

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oh please, stop. How about creative writing?

Card making with pressed gerbils

lol rickman

weight loss: Is your gerbil on atkins?

Or should that be on the thread cliches?

What's that old joke about how do you stop a gerbil splitting? Wrap it with sellotapte before you f**k it, or something like that..... a very important geriblling tip, do I get a prize?

Davros, you are sick

NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo

Only just getting to a point where the bat's appearance doesn't require me to have counselling sessions

Thanks, do I get a prize then?
Could always wrap sellotape round the bat...

yes - if davros is going to carry on like that, we will have to ask for a clause stating a gerbils right to respect and moral support in The Mumsnet Philosophy

And they should be breastfed..... by cod