Anyone else keep thinking MN is trying to sell us toddlers?

[Bleatblurt]

Or is it just me reading the wee thingy at the right hand side that says 'Buy Toddlers : The Mumsnet Guide' in that way?

I have on for sale if anyone's interested? [hopeful]

Not interested in buying but got a 14 month old girl for sale? lol

LOL
If you both have a toddler for sale, surely you need a helpful, hold in your hand guide which'll have you ROFL?
It's on sale now, folks.

And, thanks for the offer but we've got enough preschoolers wreaking havoc running around MN Towers for now

No thanks, I'm fine for now