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Are your musings in the Mumsnet Toddlers book and would you like to appear on This Morning? If so sign up here

175 replies

CarrieMumsnet · 09/02/2009 14:50

Ok... the saga continues...The task of going through the old This Morning thread and trying to marry the volunteers on there to the names in the book has flummoxed everyone. So a new thread, a new tack. If you recognise your musings (accredited or not, ie they don't have to have your nickname by them but you know it's you) AND have a penchant to share a sofa with me and Justine, please put your virtual hands up now.

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
hunkermunker · 09/02/2009 21:13

After Bumsex and before Swingers, OBM.

morningpaper · 09/02/2009 21:14

haha Franny!

harpsichordcarrier · 09/02/2009 21:14

OBM's Guide to Sex Toys
(volume 3)

hunkermunker · 09/02/2009 21:14

I've been here all along, Harpsi.

Haven't you been paying attention?

morningpaper · 09/02/2009 21:15

she has been too busy pinning down her boy child

harpsichordcarrier · 09/02/2009 21:15

I have been cutting down

I am still FUNNY on here though. daily.
although recently I have mainly been Prim about Pubic Hair Removal.

onebatmother · 09/02/2009 21:15

very slim volumes you got there harpsi.

harpsichordcarrier · 09/02/2009 21:16

MP don't get me mixed up with franny, dear.
she gets upset.

onebatmother · 09/02/2009 21:17

That's it! The Mumsnet guide to Hair Down There - it's care, function and meaning.

harpsichordcarrier · 09/02/2009 21:18

OBM wow that is a weird coincidence. really weird....

gigglewitch · 09/02/2009 21:20

have submitted to pressure (from you lot).
Ordered mine.
they better get to me FAST

Bet we are the only ones buyin it

SoupDragon · 09/02/2009 21:29

No way am I going on TV whether I am in the book or not.

It's looking unlikely I'll be around for the free drinks book launch tomorrow either.

clam · 09/02/2009 21:34

Have I missed something? When are we you/anyone going to be on? Cancelled last week because snow was clearly more important (pah), but when's the re-match?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2009 21:38

I feel like I have travelled back in time 2 years.
MP, you havent included choice bits from myself suggesting a good thwacking here and there never did me any harm did you?

Boco · 09/02/2009 21:38

Has anybody really seriously agreed to go on, in normal clothes, behaving in a normal way yet? There could be a cast of freaks in drag in the wings, but what about on the sofa, are there any takers?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2009 21:42

I'm willing to go on, dressed head to toe in boden.

I'm an expert at it. Here is a pic of my last jaunt on this morning

onebatmother · 09/02/2009 21:46

Oh alright I'll [http://www.soest.hawaii.edu/expeditions/mariana/images/annsoupy/kids-easter%20soupy%20closeup.jpg go]] - there's hair and makeup, right?

onebatmother · 09/02/2009 21:48

fuck. I'll go

Do you not think that the This Morning researchers are reading this thread and passing notes to teh producer at the production meeting - "scratch MothersWeb they're mentalits"

Califrau · 09/02/2009 21:50

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

harpsichordcarrier · 09/02/2009 21:52

you're probably in it suggesting that locking your child in a dark and eerie cellar is a good form of discipline.
right next to MP being witty and gay again

Boco · 09/02/2009 21:55

At least you are in it harpsi.

I think the researchers will see how witty and charming mnetters will be and not worry at all

morningpaper · 09/02/2009 22:04

Yes it is something like

"I always pick my nose when I'm driving. I have a good root around and then wipe it under the seat. What ho!" Harpsichordcarrier

artichokes · 09/02/2009 22:09

I am honestly volunteering.

My only reservation is that I have no idea what quote of mine was used. I mean I am clueless about toddlers. I have one but anyone who knows her would agree I am clueless. Having me appear on TV as a toddler guru is like asking Katie Price to talk about her tips for appearing classy.

onebatmother · 09/02/2009 22:11

LOL Boco.
That's me that is.

gigglewitch · 09/02/2009 22:13

who's gonna tell phil n fern about mooncups then