Dear MNHQ - book idea?

[tatt]

there are so many threads about what you need to be accepted in (mumsnet) society - can't you gather then into a book? There could be some lovely cartoons .....wish I could draw.

thou shalt not

eat in Little Chef
have a chocolate brown sofa
have a tv larger than (30 inch?)
(to name the ones that are probably still in active conversations)

Thou shalt not drink Fruit Shoots or eat Greggs products unless you are doing so in an ironic way.

Ditto anal sex