If you (still) feel the need to discuss Moldies, please do it here so folks can hide this if they want to.

[LittleDonkeyCarrieMaryMumsnet]

Well hopefully the title says it all. There's been a suggestion, and we agree, that as we did with Baby P and the Mc Canns we just have one thread where anyone who feels they still have anything to add on this subject can post and those who'd rather move on can hide it away.

It feels strange to put this thread in site stuff as we are definitely not wanting to encourage further discussion of Moldies (we have presents to wrap too you know ) but we weren't sure where else to put it.

We will delete any new Moldies threads that are started, so please feel free to report them in case we miss any (what with wrapping the presents and all...)

And if you do want to carry on the discussion please remember that Mumsnet's here to make everyone's lives easier and not the reverse, and that Christmas is a time of goodwill to all mumsnetters past, present and future

Thanks,
MNHQ

Bugger

me poor old mum. i'm not actually sure how old it was, but it had been used, well, more than once or twice. it was the seventies. but not an economising tip i'd recommend, obviously.

One umbrella
Two umbrellas

Or as OBM would have it - two umbrella's

YOU ARE SO WRONG

i have strong feelings about Spielberg. He used to be truly great. And now he's a bit sh*t.

dammit, what happened to that brolly my mom gave me for Christmas!

to quote a scooby doo episode, 'those meddling kids!'

Hey Expat! How are you doing? How is baby?

that was a bit of a DM asterisk wasn't it.

'baby' was weighed today. he is 8 weeks.

he is 15lbs., 11oz and 26 inches long.

he's not a baby. he's a rugby forward.

'baby' was weighed today. he is 8 weeks.

he is 15lbs., 11oz and 26 inches long.

he's not a baby. he's a rugby forward.

blimey my 8 month old not much heavier good on you expat!

Yes, fear. Fear of his tremendous sexual power.

I actually had him conflated with Cardiff. Whenever we went down to Wales (which was all the fricking time) I'd shrink in my seat and moan 'I'm shy of Cardiff' as soon as we'd crossed the Severn Bridge. Because to me, John Craven and Cardiff were as one.

but not two Umbrellas

you total craven derbrain Q.

night-oh!

that sausage of yours gets about a lot

Oh he is feeding well. Beamish boy.

My dear!

mmm, sausage. we had a sausage hot pot for tea tonight.

it's cold here.

i loves it!

R*ty - I use chip oil loads before changing it.

Spielberg... Not "bad", no. Christmas day enjoyable type film, if you excuse any that contain Jeff Goldblum and his School Of Cock acting, of course.

More like thermoplastic without applied ballotini than tarmac. Rotten Pisstaker (and I do love it, you know I do)

DS is a big, hungry lad. he even sleeps in something we call 'tackle pose' with his arms down by his sides, ready to strike.

still blue eyes that go lighter and lighter. hair getting blond streaks like DD1's.

he's a pure gringo like his elder sister.

i prob chuck it after a week or so

prop you must spend a lot of time being a bit anxious, Quattro.

spielberg = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Oh proper noun. Sorry yes

Two Marias
Two Maria's

Nope you're still WRONG

I was just getting to the good bit an'all!