If you (still) feel the need to discuss Moldies, please do it here so folks can hide this if they want to.

[LittleDonkeyCarrieMaryMumsnet]

Well hopefully the title says it all. There's been a suggestion, and we agree, that as we did with Baby P and the Mc Canns we just have one thread where anyone who feels they still have anything to add on this subject can post and those who'd rather move on can hide it away.

It feels strange to put this thread in site stuff as we are definitely not wanting to encourage further discussion of Moldies (we have presents to wrap too you know ) but we weren't sure where else to put it.

We will delete any new Moldies threads that are started, so please feel free to report them in case we miss any (what with wrapping the presents and all...)

And if you do want to carry on the discussion please remember that Mumsnet's here to make everyone's lives easier and not the reverse, and that Christmas is a time of goodwill to all mumsnetters past, present and future

Thanks,
MNHQ

Have you got snow expat?

Lou - I take offence at your insinuation - I'm very fussy about who has had a go at my sausage!

Are we doing DM-style asterikses?

Policywnk? Onebtmother?

Damn, hers works better than mine.

thank fck no snow! i hate* that shit. after 8 years in denver. it is lame and crap. so glad to see the back of it.

it never lies here as we are right on the banks of a sea loch.

it's nice to see it in the peaks, though.

wtf??

policyw * nk

A week, you say? Bugger.

I just tend to chuck it when it starts to smell funny.

Respeck to winestein's road-surface knowledge.

mmm, cocktail sausages! i'm doing mine in Reggae Reggae sauce for Hogmanay.

I curse you Quattro.
But before that, I throw 'TV' at you

thanks hw. Was a bit worried about my dear old mum looking down on me from Switzerland/Heaven and saying 'Yes you'd have to tell them about the old chip pan oil not about the delicious lemon souffles wouldn't you'. Sorry Mum.

Terrified actually PW. I wanted to write a letter getting him excused from him having to hurl himself at people's legs. What with all those boots with studs around and all. DS pleaded with me not to do any such thing.

are all the "u"s being replaced by "*"? or are you all being polite when you say fuck and wank?>?

phew! you are just being polite

I don't blame you Quattro. My db once came very close to breaking his neck in a scrum (he was a hooker I think?)

Obviously this isn't a very helpful post. Can I refill your glass?

TV? If that is a proper noun, which I doubt, it does not end in a vowel.

Admit it, you're defeated. Have a glass of wine.

I regularly go and watch DS1 play rugby (he is a centre) and the thud as one boyman (these are 16 - 18 year olds) hits another is truly heartstopping.

I think we're asterisking out of respect to ruty, who is a bit sensitive about rude words.

hmm, maybe should make shinty player out of DS . . .

Night all. Sorry - too tired to join proper noun ending in vowel debate. Too tired and a bit betrunken.

extremely fucking sensitive, i'd say.

northern, does it make it better or worse if i say it is the quality of sausage munchers, but the quantity?

I know nothing of this chip fat of which you speakest. My mum used to throw out anything a day after it was opened. (I'm not saying this like it's a Good Thing incidentally. Somewhere inbetween would be good.)

However, I can tell you all about the properties of the white lines on a road. Analyse that, whilst I drag my stilton filled frame up to my pit.

Night night, all you lovlies x [pissed]

How do you cope Swedes? I mean do you just have to clench your teeth and pray?

practice makes perfect, i would say, lou

If shinty is something that doesn't involve proper full-on hurting then I'd say that's a good plan.

dammit, where are my bloody headphones? i need to learn this song and i'm hoping to do it by osmosis.