Now stop it or I'll turn it off....

[tech]

... and send you all to your rooms for time out.

Pmsl

[sticking tongue out emoticon]

and stomps off to put the dinner in the oven

I love it when Tech takes Charge

Just out of interest Tech - how many posts have we made today - or is that too complicated to find out

He's so dreamy

Sorry tech. (Feel like a naughty schoolgirl now)

ooohhh so masterful tech [fluttery eyelash emoticon]

Hope he'll carry my books home today

PMSL

Think we've scared him off.

poor tech is probably tearing his hair out - all these hormonal, pmt mums winding him (and each other) up

Oooooooh, he's so strong and masterful ...

Gwenick - if you look on 'last day' it says more than 2000 messages.

This is certainly the first day I've ever had a error message due to the site running beyond it's capacity.

Every mumsnetter in the world has an opinion today!

ahh you see tortoise - I never use that part of the site

Is 'last day' 24hrs or 'today'???

It's last 24 hours. And there've been just over 6000 all told.

Holy shit, batman, no wonder there's a reason that 'lastday' isn't my search of choice anymore.

aaahh, do you remember the days when you could 'search last week'....

elliot - behave

Oooh, he's so masterful...

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Wonder how his lonely woodpigeon is. I think of it whenever I see wood pigeons in my garden.