Grapes for sale here - no trying first

[tortoiseshell]

...or else

What size are they, have you got a pic?

I'd love some, but I'm a bit full up from eating these cherries in my trolly

How many times have you worn them?

Message withdrawn

If they are stolen grapes i withdraw my interest

I hope you sentenced him to be transported to the colonies cod

Are they skinned and halved?

you want the apple theif skinned and halved??? A bit drastic I think... that is more of a pineapple punishment, your basic granny smith is more just chopping his bits off!

rofl fs read the thread after Id posted in answer to the original question. Still good idea thatd learn them not to go round stealing fruit