Tip of the week

[Kewcumber]

Don't put a bottle of lager in the freezer to chill a while ... then forget about it until the next day.

(Do I win something?)

• same goes with coke/any fizzy drink

I am sorry but could you explain? I may be missing somthing, but why would you forget?????

This doesn't ring true. Are you a troll?

I blame my sister and it was low-alcohol beer

Bananas were made to be opened at the stumpy end rather than the spout, you will be amazed how easy they are to pop open. I was a monkey in a previous life. I still am now and so is my DD

Minor you win random post award you monkey you.

KEW.
That changes everything. goodness me did you not destroy it subconciously for tasting like piss?

Ooo I win an award?!?

Random though? Did I get the wrong end of the stick with this tip of the week thing? Was my 'take a break letter section' mentality wrong???? LOL wouldnt suprise me! PS- do try alternate ending banana popping it will change your life!

You can have this.

I may upgrade it, depending on banana experiments.

Why thank you slur! I shall wear it with pride.

I look forward to your banana experimentation and can only hope the said banana is ripe and ready for popping from alternate end.

There was a time when banana experimentation meant trying to dry 'em and smoke 'em.

These days I am reduced to methods of opening them and at best - arguments about mashing vs finger foods.

Oh I do have a wild life.

LOLOLOLOL