QUEstions they ask potential Techs at Mumsnet interviews

[CostaRicanCod]

1. hwat time do most children under 5 go to bed

1. how pissed cna a load of perimenopausla owman get?

1. multiple choice what is the most contentious topic ever

*breast vs bottle *sahm wohm * suasage rolls and eating

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Fussy eaters - nature or nurture?
What level ORT book should a (my) reception child be on?
Should you feed other peoples' children fishfingers on playdates?
What IS a playdate?

hth

do you cope well during full moon under pressure?

Boden - yay or nay?

lol

do you think froot shoots are the devil's fruit juice a healthy drink full of fruit?

What is a 'school run dress'?

If a child brings a friend home for tea what is the first thing the hosting parent should do?

1. Check reading log and enter details on your ORT spreadsheet to assess position in class rankings.

1. Present with a choice of oven chips or pasta pesto. Note selection and judge accordingly.

1. Arrange drawing activity and get child to draw 'where we stayed on holiday'. If child draws honey-coloured villa on Cote D'Azur add child to first draft of 'Birthday Party 2009' list.

When's the best time to do maintenance work on the site?

Will you change anything?
Ever?
Do you have a secret stash of weird smileys?

Define the colour purple....and blue. What colour is the sad emoticon?

oxford reading tree?

The site needs to shut down for essential maintenance at 10PM for half an hour. Do you :
a) Put a quick warning on Site Stuff just before it happens.
b) Issue a brief explanation once the site is back up, if anyone asks- no-one will really care about such a brief interruption.
c) Give a days warning and hide for a few hours after it happens to avoid the wrath of women forced to interact with their DH/Ps.

can you produce a [smug] to the satisfaction of our laydeez?

are you prepared to be responsible for the sudden increased Uk birthrate 9 months after said MN downtime?

key questions

what's your opinion of:

moving emoticons
baybee dust

do you prefer mn classic to the newfangled one?

[smug]
[ponce]
[judge]
[arf]
This list could go on. Oh and there should deffo be a [gurn] and a [wank].

How would you go about introducing tickers?

when are you going to change my name back to combustiblelemon?

[badhairday]
[hobbsnotprimarkdarling]
[isitorganic]

Very good point Kewcumber. BigTech said he was going to do it. I'm being patient. Can you feel my patience radiating forth?

[puke]

[sneer]