What new emoticons would you like (not a serious request tech)?

[Tinker]

Feel a [weary] one would come in handy, or a [yawn].

Just for coddy [search the damn archived threads]

Or how about [excuse me whilst I just stab the last poster]? Or have I just gone too far

Anyone else?

[beer] [cocktail] [big glass of water] for bar threads

ha ha at pmt alert, ooh yes I'd use that!

[paranoid] would be great - two little eyes moving from side to side a la Action Man.

A [norty] one and a [thud] one

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[whatever] - oh yes, could certainly use that now and again

A [mooning] one A little yellow bottom. Would make me laugh!

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Maybe a [troll alert] with lots of bright hair sticking up

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[got to go now, cos dh came home from work early and the house is a tip cos I've been on mn all day]

Ooh yes purpleturtle I'd use that too.

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I LOVE this thread - we definitely need a heart-shaped emoticon

amounts to the same thing really secur

[this conversation is going round in circles]

or

[calm down, calm down]

or

[i think you've mistaken us for a forum that gives a sh!t]

For all those troll-y threads...

HunkerMunker - who would you use the [mooning] one for?

liking your 3rd one snafu

When someone's being arsey I don't know really - just like the idea of little yellow bottoms littering the pages of MN

[started to type an answer and the aborted it since realised it was rubbish]

[really want to join in this thread/row but don't have time]

oh yes abuot don't have time one

[this is making me so cross I won't post since I will explode and be very very rude to lots of people]

Just wondered if there was anyone in particular you were planning on flashing

Definitely the first one Tinker.
Also [idiot] or [drawing circles at your temple] for when you realised you've hit post message even though typed rubbish.

And of course, the [this post will kill this thread stone dead]