Quote of the Week nominations needed

[GeraldineMumsnet]

for this week's newsletter. Any priceless gems of mumsnet wit/wisdom you'd like to share? We need suggestions by the end of play tomorrow (wed 27 aug), please.

am thinking eels or oddly shaped knitwear.
will rummage for links.

It's got to be something from the smoking eels collection.

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The title for the knitting one. 'I've been knitting. Does anyone have a child with a tiny head but really long arms?' Something like that.

I second iCod

I told him I'm on MN because you're smoking eels mate.

Purleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

that's the one, coco.
just pips the eels to the post, I think.

Oh god no: it has to be...

"the Midgets are coming! and they're going to eat us!"

The one that made me laugh out loud was in the How Often do you Masturbate topic (Dadsnet) and came from ZippiTippitoes - it has everything.

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"so all this crud lands in me does it if not masturbated out

makes mental note to either move near enough to bf to see him at least once a week or make sure to wind him up enough by remote means for him to have a good clear out "

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I think it's the last three words that makes it so so special.

Thanks for all these, any links?

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by sheikyerbouti

"My botty is one way thank you very much"

made me snort but i know you won't use it

Boco here

"my mum insisted we talk about it all and that she buy me a becoming woman gift, which I still remember was a small enamel pig brooch, which I couldn't wear because it was like, a badge of periodness and everyone would see and just know, even though it wasn't a pig bleeding or holding sanpro or anything"

Badge of periodness made me weep.

Mehgalegs here

Anyone any experience with aubergines for babies?
here

too late. Dunno why I found it funny though.

Can I please do an advanced nomination for this excellent one from Snice please...?

By snice on Mon 08-Sep-08 23:33:33

Apparently they might accidently make a black hole which would be a bad thing -so hold off on all your nametags till Thursday unless you really have nothing else to do.

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