Please put the 'objects that hurt you thread' in MN classics

[WilfSell]

We are wetting ourselves at this thread

come on come on, agree with me so MNHQ see this tomorrow cos that thread is the funniest I have read for a long loooooooooong time...

yy, straight to classics please.

Come ON MNHQ: are you all in bleeding Mauritius?

Read it and weep: literally.

Mauritius? As if...

Have duly entered this thread into the long and tortuous MN Classics nomination process.

Will report back anon.

Have you guys decided yet? It has about a million posts with twenty million women crying with laughter at their desks. How can you refuse...?