Would it be possible/sensible to add LOOFAH to the acronym list?

[SlightlyMadSweet]

For those that don't know I am not talking about back scrubbers.

I am talking about the "8 legged variety" that some people are a tad petrified worried about.

The alternative loofah seems to have caught on and I pity the poor souls who are confused about people suggesting that there are massive sponges running around the bathroom.....we wouldn't want to be giving them nightmares....

Oh come on, it's quite funny that we all think that there are exfoliating sponges invading the lounges of British homes

But if they do, can I have my 'wiggly sprouts' alternate for maggots?

Hahaha I'm still sat here with my feet up on the sofa...darn loofahs everywhere

Loofahs are for scrubbers

well whilst your doing it can there be one for wood thingys as i get the creeps just seeing the words.