Oh, it'll be 'blah, blah, catching terrorists and paedophiles, you want that to happen, don't you? We need to be able to track those paedophiles that are coming after ickle babies and bombing 8 year olds at concerts'
'Blah, blah, women's rights, maternity services'
'We can see that emotions are running high because they're stupid hormonal middleaged women'
'Don't worry, we are very clever and absolutely know exactly what we're doing' <pats Justine on head (metaphorically, hopefully)>
'Perhaps there is scope for a donation to the children's charity of your choice/an arrangement for appropriate use definitely not a bribe'
'Absolutely nobody can be identified by this information despite doxxing being the intended outcome of their entire setup'
'The government can do all of this already, we're part of it to ensure that the highest standards of research and knowledge are applied to protect women and children from paedophiles and terrorists as we are world leaders in advancing our own position'
'I take personal oversight on this because I'm a very, very clever man, you know'
'It's absolutely nothing to do with data breaches or times when the site has gone down because there's absolutely no affect upon site functioning to have every single post scraped by something accessing the site and making multiple requests a second'
'Of course we've taken into account that the data we're obtaining is absolute junk namechanges and quoted text could influence outcomes no we haven't, oh shit, we don't want our funders to realise we're selling them a pig in a poke'
'It's all absolutely safe and nobody can hack into the data as if it isn't what we are doing with it is the fucking problem'
and if that doesn't seem to be working
'That poor student is beside themselves with fear of attack and isn't able to leave their bedroom because of how scared they are, which wouldn't be good publicity for Mumsnet yes I am threatening you'
'Blah, blah, blah'.