why would I want to pay a nanny to let me go out with an ugly bald bloke who pawed at me all the way through dinner?

[Cappuccino]

that ad is seriously disturbing

Oh thank god you have it too.

And WHY having paid the nanny would you go with bald ugly pawing bloke to what looks like a canteen?

Why not romantic restaurant where he could sit on the OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE?

That necklace is big too isn't it.

I think it is a shield.

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what are you all talking about?

lol at canteen

the woman hasn't had time to put any make-up on either

obv she had to do the whole bedtime routine while he nonced about in the bathroom polishing his head

And asking if his special white shirt is ready.

She looks nice. He is annoying her. She wants to get out of the canteen and stand under the stars on her own for a bit. She doesn't WANT TO BE FILMED by her annoying BIL who keeps making 'hair' jokes and saying 'Isn't this fun? Long time since you've been out at this time huh?'

It is the worst holiday of her life.

please tell me what you are talking about.

Is it an ad for a nanny agency? Or for Butlins or something?

lolol

she looks very nervous when he reaches his arm over. She knows EXACTLY what he'll be trying later on. I think she's rather pleased the nanny will have to go at 11pm.

It is for a holiday company, who will provide a nanny, so you can go out to a canteen with your annoying husband and be pawed throughout dinner whilst your BIL takes video footage.

it makes for very disturbing viewing.

is it on here? im getting one for Cosmo and western hotels.

where is it?

she visibly flinches too

he's there for the holiday of his lifetime and is making up for all the hours he's been putting in at the office - he can't wait for later on - she just wants to get into bed as quickly as possible and pretend to be asleep.

She wants to be on her own.

Also on the table behind is a mysterious glass of water. Nobody is sitting at the table, but there is a half pint of water in the middle of the table. It hardly suggests the people behind had a great night in the canteen does it?

I don't like the way he makes eyes at the camera.

The expression on her face is 'oh for crying out loud will you just leave me alone ..Oh, ok I'll give you a smile...now will you get your hands off me PLEASE!'

what on earth are you all going on about

How do you stampo your feet then?

Could you please enlighten?

ok I'm ignoring you all too. [sulk]

Argh that is cringeworthy, I've just spotted it. She looks amazingly uncomfortable.

ahundred you have it spot on.

well its a bit lilke stamping but harder and wore sulky.

Ahh, have just seen it.

Right, have searched every topic. Where is this blasted ad???

Insanely curious and just must see it now!

The First Choice ad I take it... it's was appearing on the Childminders Nannies Aupairs board earlier today. But as ever, when I just checked, it wasn't there.