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[mellowma]

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hehe I want to stick up Mumsnet fliers

Where did you get them?

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Hello Bob, my name is Ralph. I'm 45, my hobbies are candle making, long walks, speed garage, I collect buggies and am looking for ladies. I saw a lovely flier in my local community centre and i think i'll fit right in!

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I've got four of those Bob. I'm looking for a Quimmy Zapper in fanjolene puce with a muff buffer though?

Morning Paper - i've just been looking at those raunchy pictures of you with your rather nice thighs and lady shoes..

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Well i saw the flier in the swedish massage parlour - so that one is still there Mellow!

No that wasn't me Mellow. I use my buggies to push around my ghetto blaster so i can always listen to the speed garage.

ahem...

No, it's still gone MMJ, totally gone. Am paying for it though, head is making me count things and run school council things and be in charge of bad parking in the hopes i'll get punched i think!

It's just noise MMJ, terrible noise.

My head hates me too, and i think some of the teachers too. I'm going to start going into school as Ralph from now on. In a minute i have to go and run an art club, and a school council meeting, on my own - 24 kids, about bad parking, they're going to break me.

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