Ee we have a right laugh don't we what with stuff falling over and that

[StevenTechMumsnet]

Things should be better now.... apologies for the slowdown this arvo. I'm off for gin

Ay, la vida que llevo.

Blimmin kernel stack.

To bastardise a quote from Bill Shankly:

Some people believe Mumsnet is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that

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There once was a tech guy called Steven
Bugs and hackers he fought to get even
But when called yet again
He'd quaffed too much gin
That pickled tech guy called Steven.

Thank God I was out this afternoon...

I recommend a lie down in a darkened room and accidently leave the landline off the hook and let your phone run out of charge...