can we have a "no christmas" tick box please...

[SenoraPostrophe]

...or at least a box that says "no christmas until flippin December, it's only just after the summer holidays after all".

perhaps there wouldn't be space for the second version. but really, we prevaricators need somewhere to hide!

[OliviaMumsnet]

It's on its way, we promise!

(and we probably would go for the first option!!)