AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition

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Gather round you coven of witches,
For the chance to win some Mumsnet riches,*
As it's that time of year once more,
When (plastic) ravens croak and monsters roar,
And the un-dead climb out from their tomb,
When the night takes on an eerie gloom,
Mumsnetters have but one ambition - to win the Halloween name change competition....

Welcome, you spooky lot, to the 2019 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Monday 28th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a shortlist of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Thursday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies from the MNHQ cupboard of treats.

*tat

UPDATE The poll is now live so cast your vote nowooooooo!

Josepheen and Circle, while visiting Thighland just don't give any impression that you might be ducks in disguise.

I think Rufus is still getting over the trauma.

Well why didn't you say so Jo we need a seamstress for our 'operations'. It's not been as good with the crochet hook!

Circle we need your willies! Come on now!

Thank you kindly!

Oh come on Empress, Rufus always enjoys herself with us! We always make sure that she has a quacking good time!

Take no heed of the nay-sayers ladies, variety is the spice of life you know!

As you can see lads, some Thighlanders visit on a part time basis.

And live to tell the tale.

Dangly come home, we've got to wash AJ.

I'm not sure if cannibalism is accurate. I don't think they actually eat from the organ bucket (though I'm not quite sure what they do do with them). I expect it will be useful for feeding the sharks though.

Coming Thigh ...

if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

It gets fucked with a corkscrew willy like a duck.

Thigh, while you're here - what do you do with the organs? And would you like me to pick some liver & kidneys up when I go to Asda?

We do use them Empress but we don't eat them, we always put them back!

Unless one of us needs a new liver!

Or wants to borrow the cat cock for something!

What do you use them for, Dangly?

Chocolate 🍫

Empress well you know, if you drink to much wine (just for example) you might need a new liver!

Generally though we just keep them in the bucket for 'just in case' !

You never know when you might die and need completely replacing! it's like free cryonics (or something!)

Jo why do you find us so weird, just come on over and join us already! We are thriendly!

Sometimes people need transplants. We like to do good deeds.

All organs are welcome, but cocks are particularly appreciated. We have plenty of pritt stick for attaching them, so no worries there.

Empress you don't need to buy the organs, we have Other Ways of collecting them.

Sometimes people need transplants. We like to do good deeds.

Good deeds and thoem attacks?

Good deeds and thoem attacks?

Empress you're not Ikea are you?

If you are thanks for the sharks! [heart]

I'm not IKEA but if I was I'd have given you BIG sharks!

Thigh offered to do a thoem attack for me the other week & it wasn't until that thread that I realised what one was. Have you got your big cheque from MNHQ yet?

Empress oh I see, the BIG sharks would have been gratefully received, we are in need I know you understand!

No I haven't received the big cheque, but I have almost persuaded MNHQ to pay all of our mortgages/rents forever! Do you want in? I feel confident they will oblige!

Oh Dangly, do you think they’d buy me a flat in Central London?

Empress Yes of course, I don't see why not! I'll put an order in while we are about it!