AaahhwoooooOOOOooOOOOo - it's the Halloween name change spooktacular!

[YetAnotherBeckyBOOMumsnet]

Release the bats and grab your broom
(Ignore the impending sense of doom)
Dust the cobwebs off the cat
Straighten up your pointy hat
It’s time to think of a spooky name
And join our annual name-change game...

Welcome, guys 'n' ghouls, to the 2018 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Friday 26 October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a poll of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Tuesday 31st October. The winner will receive a load of old tat bundle of goodies from MNHQ.

UPDATE The poll is now live - cast a spell your votes nowawwwooooo.

did it with 2 mins to spare

HelloooooooooOOOOooo everyone - thanks so much for your excellent name changes. We're having a few technical ishoos with the poll but should have it fixed by Monday. To help you make up your mind between now and then, the shortlist is as follows:

Slitheringcorpsefeed
(Spreadingcrudweed)

BaronRottsSoundOfGraves
(SharonBottsPoundOfGrapes)

FartmareOnGlitterStreet
(IFartGlitter)

Fwankenstein
(Fwend)

HalloweenyMcBooGhoul
(AllyMcBeagle)

AllAboutHallowsEve
(margochanning)

HauntedForestier
(MsForestier)

DisMember
(Member)

Reastiepeace
(Reastie)

AFrayedOfHell
(FrayedHem)

Didn't you win it last year Phil? Can't need a new MN mug already?

Il just take my fangs and bugger of back to doom then.

Curse the lot of ya!

Ooo good shortlist well done horrifying creatures!

I must say my is sometimes my most treasured possession.

It is also haunted of course...

Pffft.

Be afraid MNHQ on All Hallows' Eve, very afraid.

[Shreeeeeeik]

Die is sounding a little too smug with her mug.

Hoy BlackWitch don't take it out on me keep your venomous rage for the shortlisted candidates of creep

Oooooh I'm on the shortlist

I'm now also AFrayed of being on BlackWitchInChildWringing's shitlist

Fartmareonglitterstreet !! Hilarious
Halloweeny - really like what you did there
...and simplicity itself, but classic DisMember
Think im missing the points a bit

...though

clearly it's fixed.

Don't fret, Die, I've got enough venomous rage to go around, believe me

Can I say I am gutted !
Probably by @Dis but maybe by myself!

Yes, AFrayed, better not gloat too much.

And Shrieking, a surprise traitor.

No, I've never won Sassy. I came second, but the thread I'm on campaigned for me to get a mug. I still drink out of it.

They're probably mumsnet royalty.

Royalty?! Royalty my arse. My name is HerRoyalFattyness. Surely the only royalty deserving of being shortlisted is me.
None of these MN fake royals. arseholes, the lot of 'em.

Yes Gargoyle! Down with that sort of thing.

They are x10