AaahhwoooooOOOOooOOOOo - it's the Halloween name change spooktacular!

[YetAnotherBeckyBOOMumsnet]

Release the bats and grab your broom
(Ignore the impending sense of doom)
Dust the cobwebs off the cat
Straighten up your pointy hat
It’s time to think of a spooky name
And join our annual name-change game...

Welcome, guys 'n' ghouls, to the 2018 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Friday 26 October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a poll of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Tuesday 31st October. The winner will receive a load of old tat bundle of goodies from MNHQ.

UPDATE The poll is now live - cast a spell your votes nowawwwooooo.

Well then glad you got your Phil

I don't think there was anything stealthy about it!

Psst. Phil. Watch that Sassy one. She's just cosying up to you so she can get her hands on your mug.

Just look at sassys passive aggressive smile there.
She isn't really glad. Shes as jealous as the rest of us.

True, Phil, true. It was a pretty open boast. All credit to you.

Fat chance! She hasn't got the combination.

I'm very glad I got it too Sassy. Thanks.

Little old me?

throws knives and rope hurriedly behind the sofa

True, Gargoyle. The Sassy one has just been ver showy offy on the WAG thread. We've got to watch her. Possibly a MNHQ spy.

I live abroad so hardly any Halloweeny stuff so want to join in

Previously
jaynelovesagathachristie

[santa]

Haha should of read it properly oops

Subtle @Sassy

Innocent?! I see you, Sassy, and your passive aggressive c word taunts.

It's ok, jayne, you've probably still got as much chance as the rest of us had, minus the favourite 10.

that less passive for ya?

Perky pumpkin

Don't encourage her, Harm. Let her crawl back into her tacky grotto.

I don't think MNHQ appreciated my perky pumpkins. Probably ver jealous.

They're a bit X-rated BlackWitch.

I feel discriminated against because of my warts, boils and black teeth.

Perhaps if I'd got a fake smile, plumped up lips and designer robes?!

There's not much money these days in child wringing, you see.

Well not long to go and you can be one of my elves instead BB

(Fwankenstein)

6 bloody years it's taken me, to make that shortlist. 6 years! 😂

I can die happy now.

MNHQ

Next time, can we please vote for the shortlist? MNHQ always misses out some of the best ones!

Loved loads of them, but my favourite was yours...

TimeIhadaNameChange ... TombIhadaGraveChange

Grave Robbed you were...Grave Robbed!

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